Commissions open
Order a custom creature
Want a creature that’s yours and yours alone? Tell me your idea — a pet, a favourite food, an in‑joke, a tiny nightmare — and I’ll sculpt and hand‑paint a one‑of‑a‑kind clay friend just for you. Strange, possibly cursed, entirely yours.
How it works
Three steps to your own cursed friend
01
Tell me your idea
Fill in the form below with your creature idea and any reference photos. The weirder the better — I love a challenge.
02
We agree the details
I’ll come back with a price, a rough timeline and any questions. Once you’re happy and the deposit’s paid, your creature joins the queue.
03
It’s sculpted & sent
I sculpt, cure and hand‑paint your creature from start to finish, share a photo before it leaves, then post it to you with free UK delivery.
What to expect
Custom creatures start at £85 and go up with size and detail. Most take 3–5 weeks depending on the queue. Every commission is one of a kind, hand‑sculpted and painted by me in Worcestershire, and comes with free UK delivery. Because they’re made by hand, no two are ever identical – small quirks are part of the charm (and the curse).
Your brief
Tell me about your creature
The more detail the better. There’s no commitment yet — this just starts the conversation.
Custom order FAQ
How much does a custom creature cost?
Custom pieces start at £85. The final price depends on size and complexity — I’ll always confirm it before any work begins.
How long will it take?
Usually 3–5 weeks from the point your deposit is paid, depending on how many creatures are ahead of yours. I’ll give you a realistic date up front.
Can I turn my pet into a creature?
Absolutely — pets, foods, mascots, cursed in‑jokes. Send a few clear reference photos in the form and I’ll cursed‑ify them.
Do you ship outside the UK?
Yes — mention where you are in the form and I’ll quote postage.
