Strange friends to love forever.
One of a kind clay creatures, shaped and painted by hand, each looking for someone to haunt. Adopt one before it chooses you.
The current batch
Creatures looking for homes
Every creature is sculpted, refined and painted by hand from start to finish. When one is adopted, it is gone for good.
Caprice the Cursed Capsicum
Name: Caprice
Species: Seed Warden
Likes: The smell of rain on supermarket car parks
Dislikes: The feeling of his hair on the back of his neck
Tiny Backstory: Caprice is looking for a new home since he was left in the salad drawer for 10 days after being purchased on a promise to ‘eat healthier this week’. It’s a miracle he hasn’t gone wrinkly yet but here we are. He did begin sprouting teeth on day 4 so rumour has it, he’s been cursed, with immortality. Or was it impunity? Hang on, maybe it was impotence.
Orla the Cursed Orange
Name: Orla
Species: Citrin
Likes: Picnics in the park
Dislikes: Blenders
Tiny Backstory: Orla was found in the alleyway bin with Thimon and the brown cabbage. She had a sad time in that bin, but now she’s free and looking for her new forever home. Just keep in mind, she’s forever cursed.
Mellie the Cursed Marshmallow
Name: Mellie
Species: Sweetling
Likes: Singing
Dislikes: Sticky situations
Tiny Backstory: Mellie was cursed a long time ago to never be able to fully melt. When she is close to the flames, she just becomes soft and squishy. Rumour has it, Mellie is the sweetest marshmallow in all the land, but you’d have to take a bite out of her to find out and I doubt she’d appreciate that.
Bluebert the Cursed Blueberry
Name: Bluebert
Species: Berrykin
Likes: The collected works of Leo Tolstoy
Dislikes: Pringles
Tiny Backstory: Bluebert was born one day on a 100 year old blueberry bush. Once, during a blood moon, Bluebert ate a cursed dew drop and ever since then he’s been walking around on the wonk and can’t talk louder than a whisper.
Bananiel the Cursed Banana
Name: Bananiel
Species: Bananaling
Likes: Collecting stamps
Dislikes: Being made into banana bread
Tiny Backstory: Bananiel is very misunderstood and since he became cursed, he finds that many run away from him in fear. He is sweet and just wants to make friends but is finding it very difficult at the moment.
Butters the Cursed Toast
Name: Butters
Species: Loafkin
Likes: Jam
Dislikes: Being called ‘burnt’
Tiny Backstory: Butters, also known as Crusty, has been changed forever by her curse. Each morning when she wakes up, she has to remember her whole life again before her curse. Call it crusty groundhog day if you will. Someone once tried to microwave her but she bit their fingers clean off.
Pastra the Cursed Croissant
Name: Pastra
Species: Doughling
Likes: Death metal
Dislikes: Baguettes who think they know it all
Tiny Backstory: Pastra is from the land of the buttery flaky crusts. If you are lucky, her buttery crust will flake all over you and bring you luck. Or it might bring chaos, who knows.
Pippa the Cursed Pumpkin
Name: Pippa
Species: Patchling
Likes: Foggy mornings and back scratches
Dislikes: Rude crows
Tiny Backstory: Pippa asked to be beautiful, and she is, in her own way… warts and all. She attracts nightmares, and in them she is a cursed carriage, destined to endlessly carry humanfolk back and forth to their fancy balls. Some think she’s more cursed this way, just a sad and wonky pumpkin with no patch and nowhere to call home.
Limmy the Cursed Lime
Name: Limmy
Species: Citrin
Likes: Empty greenhouses
Dislikes: Being mistaken for a lemon
Tiny Backstory: Every time Limmy blinks, he teleports to another realm, which can get quite inconvenient. Part of that inconvenience is that he gets dry eye, whilst desperately trying not to blink for as long as possible, or when he’s in the middle of trying to do something important. He’s never really totally sure if he’s in the right world or not.
Beatrix the Cursed Bee
Name: Beatrix
Species: Hiveborn
Likes: Sticking her antennas into giant vats of cornflour
Dislikes: Cyclists, whether she’s a pedestrian or behind the wheel
Tiny Backstory: Beatrix has recently been skiing in the Swiss alps, so forgive her if she’s still in full holiday mode. She suffers from second shadow syndrome, and no one yet knows this second shadow’s intentions. Not even Beatrix.
The maker
Hello, I’m Charlotte
Every creature in this little world is sculpted, refined and painted by me from start to finish in Worcestershire. Each one develops its own personality as it takes shape, which is why no two are ever exactly alike.
It all started with Thimon the Lemon, my very first creature. I was immediately besotted and could not wait to show everybody I knew. People tell me my creatures are disgustingly cute, which is exactly what I aim for.
“Quality and cuteness A+”
Jo, who adopted Strawb Baby
“I love it. it looks great and has a lot of character!”
T, who adopted Gherkus
